Pulling a Clarissa

When someone urinates in someone else's shampoo bottle

Pat was pulling a Clarissa when he found out that Sam cheated on him.

by Dylan Crawford January 7, 2020

Dirty Clarissa

Someone who laughs uncontrollably during climax

My roommates asked what my new girlfriend and I were laughing about in bed last night and I told them she’s just a dirty Clarissa

I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.

by glucosemusic May 20, 2019

Clarissa Weers

PERFECT. Cheerleader Extraordinaire. Cute. Funny. Awesome at everything at life.

NO way! You got a Clarissa Weers Score!

by ChristopherLovesClarissa November 30, 2011

clarissa burnell

someone that is amazing in every way, best, loving and you always want to be with her

clarissa burnell

by feyudg November 26, 2011

Clarissa

A cute, kind and funny girl, well at first.
She has a curvy lower half, and a little on the flat side when it comes to her chest. Short-tempered and bipolar.

All she wants is attention and she'll do anything to get it.

She can lie and betray even her closet friends.

Girl: *talking to someone*
Other girl: Hey, why are you over here?
Girl: *Still talking to someone*
Other girl: Fine, I guess we're not friends
Girl: God, she's such a Clarissa

by ∆Anonymous∆ May 17, 2019

Clarissa Clayrian

Clarissa Clayrian is a pretty and funny person.

Clarissa Clayrian is really pretty, look at her and you'll fall in love with her & you might aswell caught yourself laughing at her unfunny jokes sometimes.

by scientists research December 21, 2022

Clarissa

She's very pretty but only on the outside because she just likes riding someone's dick rather than someone with an actual personality.
If she's a spice she'd be a jalapeno but if she's a candy she'd be butter.

Girl: I broke up with him because he's 5'11, chile anyways.....
Sigma Male: What a Clarissa!

by islandboy3 January 4, 2022