Skip to main content

axe can wake up call

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion
Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.
by Poop McFly October 19, 2007
mugGet the axe can wake up callmug.

full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..
She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.
by Raw ghost rider November 2, 2023
mugGet the full service wake up callmug.

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.
"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."
by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010
mugGet the Windy Wake-up Callmug.
Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.
I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.
by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020
mugGet the alabama balls to wall wake up callmug.

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
by Ray Veege February 23, 2025
mugGet the wake up call fartmug.

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
mugGet the Guadalupe wake up callmug.

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.
by Dos Bros May 8, 2017
mugGet the sanchez wake up callmug.

Share this definition