legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.

Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered

by Pea Jay November 17, 2016

jalepeño butterfinger

when a man or woman cuts jalepeños then proceeds to finger someones butthole/vagina

“my gf was making jelepeño poppers and then fingered me, i call it a “jalepeño butterfinger”

by cleclecle May 18, 2018

Butterfingers Rob

When your hands are covered with butter and you drop your soda all over the movie theater floor

*drops soda*
Bill: Damn it Butterfingers Rob

by Intothefloodagain86 March 3, 2019

baby butterfingers

A term used in the popular child's game "Hide and Go Seek". When a child reaches "home" or the base they must stay there until evryone is back at base or someone is tagged (ending the round). However once reaching home if the player yells baby butterfingers they are free to leave the base and carry with it it's immunity. Meaning they can't be tagged.

Billy reaches the base and yells "BABY BUTTERFINGERS!!!"
Then Zach can no longer tag Billy

by Jack Teepee (my porn name) April 19, 2009

Butterfinger BB

Situation: A male and a female are participating in anal sex, the male pulls his phallus out of the woman's butthole, and a piece of shit is propelled across the room.

Woman: DON'T PULL IT OUT!!!!!

Man: I HAVE TO IT'S STARTING TO HURT!!!

*shit ball fies across the room*

Man: Holy shit honey, look at that butterfinger BB!!

by LOLZIPOPZ October 16, 2008

baltimore butterfinger

When one takes a piece of shit and rolls it in sprinkles and nuts. Then one sticks one end in his/her mouth while another person puts the other end in their mouth. Then they both "Lady and the Tramp it" by eating both ends until their lips meet and they makeout.

Dude, I totally Baltimore Butterfingered my girlfriend last night.

by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

Butterfingers Gasol

An athlete that somehow always manages to lose the basketball while saying AAarrGHeeUUL while taking the ball to the rim.

Fucking Butterfingers Gasol, dont you AAarrGHeeUUL my chances at a third championship!

by Knee Gross May 20, 2011