Croatian bookmark

To take a dump in a book. This leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.

Student 1 - Someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. It really pisses me off.
Student 2 - Leave them a Croatian bookmark in the section on World War I. That'll teach them a lesson!

by Wind Rain and Lava December 19, 2008

Croatian bookmark

To mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.

To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.

by Wind, Rain and Lava December 16, 2008

New Guinea bookmark

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.

Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.

by rs261 December 26, 2009

Lincoln Tissue Bookmark

When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !

Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.

by lizdawiz January 31, 2019

Sneaky bookmark

When you accidentally send a copied porn link within an unrelated communication, but can use that communication to revisit said link.

Had an inquiry on my resume, but responded with a sneaky bookmark. Guess I'll save that email for later.

by SycOG13 May 26, 2022

food bookmark

keep a pouch of sweetcorn in your wallet like 6 or 7 bits, when you have had a really nice meal out and want to know the value within your body then eat the sweetcorn, check your poop over next few days and once the sweetcorn is visible you know that meal has been pooped out.

That meal at "insert expensive restaurant name" had a food bookmark of 5 days

by justICEmanp April 26, 2023

bookmark booty

Stripe or discolors on the butt crack

She had a bookmark booty she wasnt change quick enough as an infant.

by 100round the rapper June 1, 2021