A German director, producer and screenwriter who is often said to be the worst director ever. That couldn't be further from true, Uwe is actually quite good, at least better than mainstream assholes like Friedberg and Seltzer. Most of the people who bash him do it because that's "cool" and have never even seen any of his movies. Or they bitch about how he ruined all those awesome games by converting them to crappy movies. But actually his movies are better than the games they come from, by watching the movies at least you can laugh at them, because they are not to be taken too seriously. After all, they are financed by Nazi gold.
Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.
And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.
Uwe is also upright, he knows that his movies are not successful and he makes jokes about them, unlike many directors who think they were chosen by God or something to make movies which actually suck ass.
And the last time I checked bashers made that stupid petition to stop him, but it didn't work. So much about them. And we knows what he does to the critics in the boxing ring.
guy1:OMFG Uwe Boll sucks ass dude!
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck
guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...
guy2: Did you see any of his movies?
guy1:like...no. But he totally sucks lol
guy2: stfu please dumb fuck
guy1: oh no Uwe made another game to movie adaptation! They are total shit!
guy2: Did you actually play any of these games before watching the movies?
guy1: ...No. But they still like totally suck and stuff. Everybody says so.
guy2:...
by smokeG August 8, 2008
by Siggen Piggen August 19, 2020
1. Full Boll Weevil
Losing control of all bodily functions while still remaining conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it.
Losing control of all bodily functions while still remaining conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it.
"Sheesh, what the hell’s up with Doc? He’s flat on the ground, face-up, and smiling out there in the cold!"
"Oh, man, he just did the Full Boll Weevil after drinking too many Cuba Libres and smoking too much KB."
"Poor SOB needs a shower and a complete change of clothes!"
"Oh, man, he just did the Full Boll Weevil after drinking too many Cuba Libres and smoking too much KB."
"Poor SOB needs a shower and a complete change of clothes!"
by The Evil Boll Weevil April 25, 2007
"Ta en bolle" is a Norwegian express. When people are going crazy in chat's, forum's etc. Some people may try to calm people down with this.
fanboi1 - "Ååh fy faen sjekk den ps3'en der eier 360'n a!"
fanboi2 - "Åhh stekk te hælvette da, 360 eier alt da
fanboi1 - "stikk a styggen, ps3 eier deg ihvertfall
fanboi2 - "Ikke tru at du kjenner meg a! mordi!
RealNicePersonWithABrain - "Ta en bolle a, også roer vi også ned"
fanboi2 - "Åhh stekk te hælvette da, 360 eier alt da
fanboi1 - "stikk a styggen, ps3 eier deg ihvertfall
fanboi2 - "Ikke tru at du kjenner meg a! mordi!
RealNicePersonWithABrain - "Ta en bolle a, også roer vi også ned"
by overwatcher November 3, 2009
This that one kid that is one of the gayest people you will ever know and he probably likes sucking big weaner he will try to reach over and touch your balls and he likes black girls
by BlackGirlfriend September 13, 2021
by Niboll May 7, 2021