When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.
I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.
by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023
Get the Blunderbuss shit mug.when someone is performing well at a game by using the worst/stupidest strategy or technique possible.
Examples include: Duck hunt in smash bros, brown properties in monopoly, battle medic in TF2.
It isn’t always the worst strategy but it is usually the most dumb and/or annoying.
Examples include: Duck hunt in smash bros, brown properties in monopoly, battle medic in TF2.
It isn’t always the worst strategy but it is usually the most dumb and/or annoying.
by 3thernet jak July 19, 2024
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by CockBlocker425 May 11, 2024
Get the Blunderbuss mug.When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019
Get the Surprise Blunderbuss mug.friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022
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