When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly
by P-kanus October 30, 2016
Get the Southern bidet mug.Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
by Dave June 19, 2004
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The act of giving a blumpkin which is immediately followed by a rim job in order to avoid the use of toilet paper.
My girl gave a a blumpkin and i then noticed there was no toilet paper. Good thing i convinced her to give me a spicy bidet.
by sgbrewers April 16, 2013
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Get the Soup of Bidet mug.When a man sit on a toilet and his balls unintentionally dip into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See Head Cleaner
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and cleaned my balls in the toilet!”
Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”
Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”
by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020
Get the Scrotal Bidet mug.Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!
by handerson1 March 15, 2020
Get the Shameful Bidet mug.The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.
My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no
Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet
Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet
by Keto Arra July 14, 2022
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