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Southern bidet

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When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly
My turd was so big it gave me a southern bidet!
by P-kanus October 30, 2016
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shit in the bidet

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Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."
by Dave June 19, 2004
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Spicy Bidet

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The act of giving a blumpkin which is immediately followed by a rim job in order to avoid the use of toilet paper.
My girl gave a a blumpkin and i then noticed there was no toilet paper. Good thing i convinced her to give me a spicy bidet.
by sgbrewers April 16, 2013
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Soup of Bidet

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When the restaurant "Soup of the Day" tastes like it was made from water used to clean asses
The soup of the day tastes more like soup of bidet
by Polygons May 6, 2015
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Scrotal Bidet

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When a man sit on a toilet and his balls unintentionally dip into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See Head Cleaner
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and cleaned my balls in the toilet!”

Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”
by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020
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Shameful Bidet

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When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.
Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!
by handerson1 March 15, 2020
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Swedish Bidet

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The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.
My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no

Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet
by Keto Arra July 14, 2022
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