Vinegar Bell

When a man has an extremely smelly helmet(resembling the smell of a very mature malt vinegar), possibly from masturbating excessiveley without washing.

Geezer, i was just in the pan and i caught a whiff of martins vinegar bell. Geezerneeds to wash his dome

by brown duck March 25, 2009

Virgin belly flop

Falling vagina first while skimboarding.

Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!

Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!

by grandpooba October 3, 2011