Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

Matthew Beattie

A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.

Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him

by Suiiiii2004 November 03, 2021

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 25, 2021

Matthew Beatty

Can stop anything in it’s path like the iceberg that sunk the titanic

Matthew Beatty can run over 80 mph

by Hoover Banks May 29, 2020

Mr. Beattie

a vice principal at gates who is so so so annoying and gets students in trouble for no reason

ew have you seen Mr. Beattie, i hate him so much

by yeehaw696969 May 02, 2019

Lucas Beatty

some stupid cunt who thinks hes perfect and better than everyone else and he is an embarrassment to other people. he will forever be a dumb cunt with a toxic past and a toxic present

hey you know that stupid fuck named Lucas BEATTY" and he says "oh yeah that toxic cunt what about him" and i say "HIS DADDY DID THE DEAD"

by kfkffkffkkfkkf October 02, 2018

Jasper Beatty

This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af

Look at that guy raping that random guy must be a Jasper Beatty

by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023