Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

Jasper Beatty

This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af

Look at that guy raping that random guy must be a Jasper Beatty

by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023

tucker beatty

Tucker is a very cool guy everyone should adore.

Girl: Who is Tucker Beatty?
Me: He is a very cool guy and you should adore him.

by cmarr06 December 16, 2019

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

Beatty

Alcoholic assholes that are either really light weighs or know how to hold their alcohol.

You see that Beatty over their? He went through a full cage by him self and is still standing.

by Aa21 December 13, 2019

Aidan Beattie

The bestest friend ever. Some people would not be here without him.

Aidan Beattie is sound

by AmyJamie December 25, 2016

Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.

Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night

by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023