Strawberry ass blast

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye

" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?

by Rico the zaddy June 26, 2017

Grab Your Best Friends Ass Week

Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week

bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week

by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022

Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

by JakeDaSnake23452 August 3, 2011

Blast his ass Tommy

"Blast his ass Tommy"

Definition: What a person says when they have a strong sense of mob mentality within them, usually in conservative circles. This is in reference to the use of Thompson sub machine guns(also know as "Tommy gun" or "The Chicago typewriter") by mafia members during the mid to late 1900s.

Example1:"Breast feeding in public are ya missy? Blast her ass Tommy"

Example2:"Well well well, look at what we got here. A no good, blue pilled, unchristian, liberal degenerate. Blast his ass Tommy!"

by TheKingofFrogs May 6, 2018

Beat fuckin' ass

Describes a beating your about to do.

If you dont stop that shit ur gunna have a beat fuckin' ass

by johnny545 September 29, 2011

Ass-blast

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine

My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022