Bayou Barking Spider

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.

"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"

by Levi W. June 23, 2008

Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.

I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019

Bayou Quick Step

Like a normal quick step, followed by a burning case of swamp ass.

Judging by the way Nick is walking, that wasn't just any quick step, that was a Bayou quick step.

by ColumbiaB December 2, 2010

Louisiana Bayou Brownies

The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.

Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.

Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.

by Csmasher June 13, 2011

Bayou Bake Off

Where 2 guys tag team a girl from Louisiana, like a spit roast only spicier

Did ya know that Mary Sue had a bayou bake off with Jimmy and Jackson and was left full to the brim

by Mike Oxlong the 3rd November 10, 2020

Bayou Billy

A simpleton. Much like it's relative the redneck or hillbilly, this form of simpleton usually is from Louisiana. They can however come from Florida as well. They are extremely hard to understand and usually lack most brain cells.

"as dumb as a bayou billy"

by KillerTool88 August 23, 2020

country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)

“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“

by Sikemike June 24, 2018