Bayou Barking Spider

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.

"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"

by Levi W. June 23, 2008

Bayou Quick Step

Like a normal quick step, followed by a burning case of swamp ass.

Judging by the way Nick is walking, that wasn't just any quick step, that was a Bayou quick step.

by ColumbiaB December 2, 2010

Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.

I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019

Louisiana Bayou Brownies

The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.

Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.

Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.

by Csmasher June 13, 2011

Bayou Bake Off

Where 2 guys tag team a girl from Louisiana, like a spit roast only spicier

Did ya know that Mary Sue had a bayou bake off with Jimmy and Jackson and was left full to the brim

by Mike Oxlong the 3rd November 10, 2020

Bayou Carcajou

A Pit Bull, Staffordshire Terrier, or other highly aggressive bully breed dog in the deep South

"If that Bayou Carcajou get loose and hurt a kid, every man in this Parish gonna kill it!"

by Snickers 8662 August 23, 2019

Bayou Bunny

A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.

When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.

Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'

Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'

Joe: 'wow'

by Two Spoon Destroyer January 1, 2021