A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 28, 2010
Get the Bargain Zombiemug. by Pew Pew 69r June 15, 2011
Get the Bargain bitchmug. by ourkid1984 April 16, 2008
Get the bargain bucketmug. 1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.
This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!
by jamesbrown May 1, 2003
Get the Enterprise bargainingmug. A totally unorthadox move best practised in KFC, usually performed by a "slutty" person. Is also referred to the genitalia of an unsavoury person - note the "bargain", implying that the foresaid person is cheap.
1. "Paris Hilton - oh my god, she is SUCH a bargain bucket."
2. "Paris Hilton - oh my god, have you SEEN her bargain bucket?"
3. "Paris Hilton gave me a bargain bucket last night. It was awesome!"
2. "Paris Hilton - oh my god, have you SEEN her bargain bucket?"
3. "Paris Hilton gave me a bargain bucket last night. It was awesome!"
by Jen der Bende March 31, 2007
Get the bargain bucketmug. A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."
He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"
by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022
Get the devil's bargainmug. Dora agreed to go out with him only if he'd keep his mask on the whole time. Now he can't even kiss her.
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...
by Bad Dog 12 December 3, 2020
Get the Faucian Bargainmug.