Dirty Bandaid

1. When your partner uses a wet and dirty bandaid as a condom and it gets lost up in her junk.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.

1. Yo I just gave my girl a dirty bandaid in the shed when my parents weren't home.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.

by JT the sodomizer June 9, 2016

Bandaid

The things school nurses give you even when you break your back.

Me: nurse I broke my wrist playing basket ball
School Nurse: BANDAID

by Booty cheeks Magee October 5, 2018

Bandaid bitch

A female a man uses to fulfill his own needs but has no intentions of being in a magonomous relationship. A temporary feel better especially after a break up.

Man, this breakup is rough. Fuck that " LOVE" Shit I need to find me a "Bandaid Bitch"

by DirtyD530 June 17, 2022

blue bandaid

never being good enough and always doubting yourself no matter what you do

“i’m feeling like a blue bandaid today”

by pinterestprincess0 September 11, 2020

Bandaid

Groupie, Homies. Gromies. GIrls that are there when you need them. or if you wanna be more polite "muses"

I went through a whole pack of bandaids last week. I can barely feel my dick anymore.

by BloodyHellMate February 20, 2015

Bandaid water

A very weak person(like weak tea)

Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.

by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025

grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it

Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.

by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023