grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it

Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.

by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023

Bandaid

The things school nurses give you even when you break your back.

Me: nurse I broke my wrist playing basket ball
School Nurse: BANDAID

by Booty cheeks Magee October 5, 2018

Bandaid

Groupie, Homies. Gromies. GIrls that are there when you need them. or if you wanna be more polite "muses"

I went through a whole pack of bandaids last week. I can barely feel my dick anymore.

by BloodyHellMate February 21, 2015

Bandaid bitch

A female a man uses to fulfill his own needs but has no intentions of being in a magonomous relationship. A temporary feel better especially after a break up.

Man, this breakup is rough. Fuck that " LOVE" Shit I need to find me a "Bandaid Bitch"

by DirtyD530 June 17, 2022

nipple bandaids

Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.

“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”

by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020

redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.

When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .

by P E N G U I N May 24, 2023