International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.

Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

by deebsmo November 22, 2021

Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.

No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.

by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022

Balls Day

Balls

Me: "What are you dressing up as for Balls Day?"
Balls Day Enthusiast: "Balls."

by NotAFurry2 November 8, 2021

National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls

You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!

by Hinkerdinker101 June 8, 2023

Kick balls day

January 13th is kick a guy in the balls day

Kick balls day

by Lucas 393 January 12, 2022

national suck my balls day

national suck my balls day

it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.

by BIGPAPI167 June 27, 2023

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021