bowel buster

an incredibley large poo-poo

I'm off to the bog to do a bowel buster

by SteveMick Pete December 5, 2005

IT Bowel Syndrome

The suspension of natural bodily functions when on Facebook/MSN or a games console.

IT Bowel Syndrome: When you get up after a long session on a computer or games console and then suddenly realise that you need the toilet, having been oblivious to it up to then thanks to how engrossed you were in what you were doing.

by greenegg January 19, 2009

bowels-a-burning

when you try to lite a fart on fire and the flame goes staight up your asshole and tourches all hair off the poo-hole

i tried to show off by liting farts and my bowels stared burning in which i lost all hair around rectum leaving my bowels-a-burning.

by jon and bill November 29, 2002

bowel howl

A Fart: A fart of specific audiophonic quality, a long melancholy sound with a gradual drop in tone identical to the howl of a wolf

It was a still moonlit night, my last meal contained raw onions, the dusty old house lay silent. Out of respect for partner I lay on my side pulled back the duvet, letting out
a spectacular 'bowel howl' the likes of which would inspire a novel by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

by Brucester September 10, 2006

bowel syncapation

When two good friends are so intune to each other, they poo in sync.

bowel syncapation : Two people sharing one bowl, or bush and shitting in sync. both creating a unison poo Pile.

by Good boy better know!!! November 3, 2007

bowel concern

When one has a deep, profound concern over the the bowel habits of another individual.

Referenced from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Larry David: Okay, listen, it's none of her business...

Richard Lewis: She has bowel concern for you, and I do too.

Larry David: I don't need her bowel concern!

by 2 guys and a dog December 8, 2009

Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.

I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018