bologna magnet

term used to describe faggots
Quit being such a faggot.

Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.

Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.
by Safe word: Whiskey May 16, 2009
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bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
by xxxpageagain July 11, 2013
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bologna dome

When a condom placed on a man's penis doesn't have enough room for the semen to collect at the tip and the semen flows all around the penis. Instead of staying trapped at the tip, the semen is now all throughout the entire condom, completely covering the penis and forms a semen-like dome resembling bologna being fried in a pan.
"I didn't leave enough of a tip at the condom when we were fucking, so the damn thing bologna domed and it took me like 5 minutes to clean up."
by The Badness August 23, 2006
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bologna nipples

A girl with very large areolas
That girls got bologna nipples
by Fr3 May 26, 2006
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pants bologna

The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.
by hamburgerhat December 19, 2006
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bologna tits

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.
Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.
by mc hammer December 04, 2003
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Bologna Patch

The Giant slab of exposed skin on a balding persons head.
Balding that resembles a slab of Bologna.
Bologna Patch
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This is Bologna Patch.
by majere989 November 20, 2008
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