Bean

Any old person who is unnecessarily slow at doing an action.

Freakin' Bean! I have to get somewhere!

by JFD4 February 18, 2010

bean

to be full of oneself

Person 1: Wow that kid is so full of himself
Person 2: I know, he is such a bean

by sixthperiodglobal March 9, 2012

Bean

Slang term for a lesbian. A female who enjoys other females sexually.

Yo, you see those beans over there?

by Rodrigo Rodriguez January 8, 2012

BEAN

a word for an oxycontin pill. because the 80 mg pills are green and it looks like a green bean. the term can also be used for the 40mg pills which are not green but they are called beans. you can smoke, snort, shoot, or just eat it, AND GET HELLLLLA HIGH. to smoke the pill, scrape off the green coating, throw it on a piece of foil, use a TOOTER (a straw, or hollowed out pen or something) light it up and watch it melt across the foil, use the tooter to inhale the smoke. (alzhiemers may be a long term side effect so keep that in mind)

you wanna go half on a bean?
i smoked 5 beans yesterday.
have you been getting ur vegetables? hahah
that mother fucker jacked me for alll my beans.
omg i dropped my bean under the seat and cant find it wtf... there goes 50 bucks :(

by beansmokin since 94 June 20, 2009

Bean

A carnivores monster that usually preys on wild cats. A group of beans is called a burrito. If you ever come across a burrito walk away quickly and quietly but most can assume you are already dead for beans have excellent hearing and will come at you with such speed the likes of have never been seen. Only few have claimed to have seen these burritos but most of the pictures have been blurry of some have been proven fake. They are as mythical as bigfoot but they have been reported in the mountains of Utah and Idaho though many flock over there they remain elusive. Please be safe travelling these part.

1. Watch out I saw a burrito of beans over yonder. 2. Kid: Where's Jimmy? Mother: He is gone now, he was taken by some beans.

by Gnome Overlord January 21, 2019

Bean

acronym for “booty eating ass nigga”

you see cuz over there, yea he’s a bean

by intervertedextrovert June 13, 2019

Bean

A loose term for a lesbian (aka lez-bean)

Omg, my gf and her best friend Courtney are such beans together

by Jesdil June 16, 2019