the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.

I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

by monster cookie February 28, 2014

Bedazzled

When you’re so amazed by something beautiful you say that you are ‘bedazzled’.

“Dude I was so bedazzled by that girls beauty”

by Druggedsalmon November 24, 2022

Bedazzled

When you get burned by someone's outfit while having sexy fun.

While dancing around a campfire ass naked last Saturday Valerie bedazzled me. The gems on her jeans got so hot from the warmth of the fire, when we rubbed asses, she/gems burned. I can still feel the love!

by TracyFlick May 31, 2019