muddy axe wound

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.

She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.

by dunno August 20, 2003

Hairy Ax Wound

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.

When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 16, 2007

gammy axe wound

vagina while menstruating

The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Hairy Axe Wound

unkept ladies front bottom area.

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"

by marco November 16, 2003

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.

Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.

by Eric Beckett October 08, 2007

Bearded axe wound

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

by Corrie McNulty September 03, 2008

Axe-Wound Extravaganza

Rather crude term describing a social situation in which there is a significantly greater number of females than males in attendance.

Antonym of "Sausage Fest"

- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)

“Man, I must be the only guy at this party, it’s an Axe-Wound Extravaganza! ”

by martinbc June 04, 2009