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Maɾˈtines: The First Juvenile Release (Apostrophe)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Maɾˈtines: The First Juvenile Release (Apostrophe)
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025
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Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
by Legs4days January 23, 2014
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Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
by The Bergmann March 2, 2010
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