vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.
The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.
by bread infection November 16, 2005
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Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying
Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}
by WHAT'SGOODY February 27, 2018
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Old lady rose,the if you are looking up your grandma then congrats you should have a wonderful grandma who is generous,caring,and great with pets. a rose id a sweet smelling flower,but your old lady rose is guaranteed to be sweeter than that smell.
"old lady rose is so kind and generous she,she invited us in for cookies as we were on our way home!"
by Mooncat808 December 21, 2016
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Trip to Graceland. All old ladies have to make the pilgrimage at least once before they die.
Nah, Grandma ain't here. She's off on her old lady hajj to Graceland.
by Bretorious July 1, 2011
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1. one who is seen as weak, and feeble, and/or feeble-minded.

2. a dainty, elderly woman.
1.
Bill! You are acting like a little old lady. Just do it.

You are such a little old lady.

2.
She is the picture of what a little old lady should look like.

The way she sips her tea; so dainty!
by The Crow (fo realz) September 24, 2013
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The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.
by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022
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A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
by Grandarthma July 17, 2022
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