ALIAS

Incredibly contrived and far-fetched (but still great to watch) TV show starring Jennifer Garner, Victor Garber, Michael Vartan, and Mia Maestro.

Girl #1: Did you watch ALIAS last night?
Girl #2: YES Vaughn is so hott!
Everyone else in vicinity: SHUT UP ABOUT ALIAS!

by G-Razz July 18, 2008

Alias

A name, usually a cool one, used to get women into your pants. Traditionally chosen by your friends. Usually it's best used to give a chick a name that isn't your own so that she doesn't cyber stalk you.

In some cases, this name can get you into serious trouble. Keep it anyway.

Random skank: my name is Random Skank. It's German. What's your name???
Brad: Whoa! Slow down ho! It's Blakk. Victoria Blakk.
Random Skank: How awesome! I wanna make babies with you!
Brad: *runs away*

Other examples for an alias include but are not limited to: Ted, Bob, and Jill.

by bbking23 March 29, 2010

Alias

About his/her business, Very serious at times but loves to joke; Intelligent; Realist; Self-motivated; Loves hard but dismisses those he/she has no use for easily,is a handsome/pretty well-known young lady/young man, is really honest with what he/she believes in without caring what others think,easy to get along with,one of the kindest and caring people you can meet,hate to take risks.

Ryan: Oh he's really funny and serious at the times it need to be done.
Ayden: That must be an Alias.

by 1212JESS April 24, 2015

Alias

A cool show that isn't shown much in the UK. That's why TV DVDs are so great.

Hey. Jennifer Garner is really fit but her jaw is pretty pointy.

by Warm.Ice August 9, 2005

Alias

Something/someone who is weird or wack.

"I'm not having a good time. This club is alias."

"You need to get some friends. You're alias."

by Girll June 27, 2008

alia

The worse human to ever exist. If you meet someone named Alia then Run.

Alia: hi
You: *runs*
Alia: they a runner they a track star☹️

by only_spittin_fax_yo May 3, 2021

alias

Alias is an adjective to describe a very stealthy situation or someone wearing all black a la the television series.

I can't believe you just stole those cookies; that was so alias.

by Craig Jennifer Buffy Paris Nicole October 24, 2006