When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.
when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.
by KnoxiK May 26, 2011

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010

by Bubble_godz February 23, 2020

by Dick in the Chinese and black March 24, 2017

A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me
by Damnultra July 18, 2019
