Alabama Hot Pocket

When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.
when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.
by KnoxiK May 26, 2011
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When one guy covers his dick in ghost pepper sauce and proceeds to stick it im the vagina
by Bubble_godz February 23, 2020
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alabama hot pocket

When you open the girls floppy vagina and eat it like a hot pocket
Alabama Hot Pocket: ate that girl like an Alabama Hot Pocket
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alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
He's from where?... So I ate an Alabama Hot Pocket!
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
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Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.
by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020
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Alabama Hot Pocket

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips
Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me
by Damnultra July 18, 2019
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