crowning achievement

(n.) The action that is considered to be the greatest of any person, organisation or government.

The crowning achievement of elitist is doubling the number of definitions for greek. I suppose he'd like a medal for that. Nice shiney ottoman medal for j00!!!1

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Lifetime Achievement Award

The standard measurement for fun. The Lifetime Achievement Award is the highest form of fun achievable.

Kev: I went to a concert last night; it was so much fun!
Rae: But was it as fun as a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Kev: Of course not.

by a chiaroscuro soul February 20, 2009

The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

The quality of or condition of being excellent

“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021

Rumer Achievement

The Rumer Achievement is a hidden easter egg on Xbox 360, only available on Call Of Duty: World at War. To get it, you must play WAW at least 20hrs non-stop. Also you must nail a chick with the last name Snow, i.e. Brittney Snow.

Steps to achieve the Rumer Achievement:
1. Buy COD5
2. Jizz on the disc
3. Insert disc into Xbox360
4. Get raped in 1v1 by RHZ2010
5. Play COD5 for 10 days
6. Nail a Snow girl (thus becoming Snow Plow).
7. Play another 5hrs
8. Suck off Corporal Keith
9. Play another 5hrs
10. Finally get the ultimate "Rumer Achievement" that is worth a whopping 0 points!

History: The Rumer achievement is named after a young man who plays xbox non-stop and nails fat chick in tents! and watches porn on netflix :p

Suck, suck, suck, jizzzzzzz..... ah hows that Corporal Keith? Only one more step before i get the Rumer Achievement!!!

by RHZ2010 June 30, 2009

Phelpsian Achievement

Also known as a Phelpsian Task.

an accomplishment or goal that is ridiculous and crazy; the very accomplishment of said goal requires the creation of several new adjectives to correctly describe it.

Can also be used sarcastically to imply that the subject is making a much bigger deal about an accomplishment than is necessary.

1. Gold-starring "Won't Get Fooled Again" on Expert on Rock Band Drums without using Overdrive Mode is truly a Phelpsian Achievement.

2. I don't know dude. You want me to date your hideously ugly sister? Thats asking me to do a Phelspian Task.

3. Oh, you beat "Creep" on Easy Rock Band drums? My, my. What a Phelpsian Achievement.

by bill_snizzle October 10, 2008

Stanford Achievement Test

A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.

These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.

Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.

by The Real Driller December 20, 2022

co-dependent achievement identity

Any identity relying on one's ability to produce or achieve, but is often masked by the social acceptability that achievement provides.

Most people rely on co-dependent achievement identity when defining what it means to be successful.

by FLY Kelly November 24, 2020