When you donkey punch a girl and knock her out and you jiz all over her face, cut her pubes, and paste them on her face..and lastly..you shit on her head.
by guloof December 12, 2003
An Abe Lincoln is when someone goes into the bathroom and pees on their hand, then proceeds to exit the bathroom and shake someone elses hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, gimme some skin.
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!
by Richeous Pterodactyl August 15, 2012
I came on a black girls face, threw my pubes on it to look like abe lincoln and said 'your free to go'
by wickadhawd July 2, 2010
When a group of guys put their hard dicks together, forming a structure that resembles a Lincoln Log cabin.
"Yo that was killer Abe Lincoln we built last night bro"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"
by Horse Brutality October 5, 2014
U guys have got it all wrong...an abe lincoln is when you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to jiz...so you spit on her back and cut your pubes and stick them in your hand...then you take out your penis and when she turns around squirt it in her face and throw the pubes on and viola she looks like abe lincoln
y0 i pulled the old abe lincoln and dirty sanchez in the same night bro...i don't think i'm gonna get to spank her anymore.
by unbri August 23, 2006
1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)
The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)
The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
by perfect cruelty July 13, 2009
by kenty boy February 27, 2005