Alfred

A quiet person who I don’t got no idea who they is.

Alfred:

Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?

Alfred by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

Alfred

He a nice fella

"oh you know Alfred?"
"oh yea he's a nice fella"

Alfred by Monique is gay September 4, 2020

Alfred

A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs

These are some good ribs he must be a Alfred

Alfred by Al Washington September 11, 2020

alfred

gay

alfred is gat

alfred by xdSwagTheBeast69 October 20, 2020

Alfred

Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)

An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.

My son is an Alfred, I'm now depressed.

Alfred by K. Spirit September 9, 2021

Alfred

He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.

the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”

the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”

Alfred by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021

Alfred

He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.

the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”

the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”

Alfred by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021