Moises Moment

A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.

"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"

by MoisesHtr2005 May 18, 2021

Dirty Moises

Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra

patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises

by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020

moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

Moise

Moise is like the GOD of Romania ( Gypsi Land ). We love all the Moises in this world <3

"I go to the church to pray at Moise!"

by moisethegod June 2, 2021

Moises

A moises is a gay guy who is not only annoying but a monkey and has a small peen and has big ears and grinds call of duty but it’s still worse than angel

Girl; what’s a moises
Moises; I’m Gay!

by Dad angel February 15, 2020

Moises Arias

A guy that thinks water is not wet. And goes around and ask people for approval.

That dude is totally Moises Arias
Yeah bro freaking wet.

by sloppyjacks69 March 4, 2018

Moises

Part of the Sussy Baka Club !!
Has red skin and looks like dracula 🧛 ♂️

Enjoys making fun of little kids bc he has no friends
Manwh0re
Gym rat, is always bulking

Girl 1: who’s that ugly guy over there ?
Girl 2: oh he’s Moises ! the ugly loner

by user2837 November 21, 2021