8========================================D

I don't even think a penis can be this long.

He put his 8========================================D into my () and I rode him for hours.

by ididntwritethat May 29, 2018

8(:D

a person wearing a mickey mouse hat, you know the kind you get at disney land with the ears on top

person 1: dude i just won the lottery!!
person 2: no way dude!! what are you gonna do now?
person 1: im goin to disneyland!! 8(:D

by snoop101 August 14, 2009

8=:D

What? Its a smiley face with a chef hat!

You perverts.

Me: Yay time to cook! 8=:D
Anon: o_o
Me: ... wut?

by OkamiKNOWS September 9, 2010

8==D(_(__|

Buttsecks.

8==D is the dong.
(_(__| is the butt.

8==D + (_(__| = Buttsecks.

8==D(_(__|! LoL! Buttsecks! Me like!

by krazykushluk November 13, 2006

8====D

A penis on instant messengers

Hey want some of this? 8====D

by Toodles McDuffy January 8, 2005

8-D

The smallest dick ever, used to mock people who post larger penis emoticons such as '8===D' in chat rooms and message boards, usually resulting in a big online fight.

Troll; 8===D You; 8-D TROLL HAS LEFT THE CHAT

by GabrielO June 24, 2018

8====D

rocket ship

graham: 8====D
ugbede: that's a nice rocket ship
graham: that's what keiran's mom said

by AUT15TIC December 7, 2018