Mandatory Slacking

Using an excuse such as eating or a restroom break to leave a situation, commonly at used at work, multiple times or for extended periods of time.

A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.

"Man, she's been pulling this Mandatory Slacking shit all night."

by makingnoises March 21, 2010

Mandatory fuck diva movement

A movement that seeks to make it a law that all female singers or divas have to have sex with there fans or in other world become fuck divas and /or demand that they must have sexwith there fans or in other words become fuck divas.

John is in the mandatory fuck diva movement.

by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010

Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.

Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.

by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013

mandaTory

What non-revolutionary New England colonists thought their loyalty to the British Crown was; they believed that they had no choice.

John Hancock boldly signed the Declaration of Independence in large letters, but many of the other signers used very small print because they knew that any non-sympathetic Englishmen who subsequently read said document would have considered the signers' loyalty to be mandaTory.

by QuacksO August 3, 2019

mandatory pussy stunt

when your puss is so dry you need drugs or someone elses puss to wet it up

Sarah: ugh my puss is so dry and porn isnt working
Dahlia: Girl you need a Mandatory Pussy Stunt
Sarah: Thanks girl x

by mala_xx June 27, 2023

Mandatory kitten

When youve spent all day defiling your enemies and stop to watch owlkitty

After 3 ajudacative fatal mistakes by the seniors home applicant we need a mandatory kitten to destress

by Cody5050 January 15, 2023

Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".

Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight

by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023