NFT

Short for “Never Felt Titties”

Tyler: “Damn you’ve NFT?”
Paul: “No man…” :(

by catsplantsandrocks November 2, 2021

NFT

Stands for "Not For Trade", a term used in the theatre bootleg trading community to refer to bootlegs that cannot be traded in any circumstances.

I really wanted to trade for that Hamilton bootleg from this trader, but unfortunately it's NFT.

by masterofalltrade April 28, 2021

NFT

NFT is an internet acronym for "Not Friendly Today". It is a way to quietly express distaste for social engagements or interaction, without offending additional parties.

Person 1: "Do you want to get breakfast today?"
Person 2: "NFT"
Person 1: "Understood, we can talk tomorrow. Just do not stay wrapped in those blankets forever."

by MayuTheInternetLinguist April 29, 2021

NFT

When a goofy nigga looks dumb asf

Damnnnnn that nigga looks like an NFT

by offtheperc30 May 29, 2022

NFT

Non flushable turd, there are many varieties of nfts but me and it's all just shit
Some grip the bowl like a unsalted slug.

Others can be so high in fiber that they'll just float on the surface annoyingly smearing the sides of the bowl with every flush, some terrible human beings may even stack them one after the other as if they were randomly generated.

Hey mike check this out, there was a massive nft in the bathroom a full Metal Slug I had to take a picture, it's blocked up so bad broke the chain.

by Grifty Drifter January 26, 2022

NFT

Nice Fucking Tits

person 1 : “yo look at them, they have NFT”
person 2 : “what’s NFT??”
person 3 : “Nice Fucking Tits dumbass”
person 2 : “OHHH”

by bitchless February 1, 2022

NFT

Non Flushable Turd

“Mate what’s talking you so long in there I need to piss”
“We’ve got a giant NFT situation on our hands”

by CouldiBEwearinganymoreclothes January 25, 2022