Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

Monkey your drum

To commit the act of anal penetration with a penis.

I'm going to monkey your drum

by IllegalBeagle December 18, 2017

temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG

I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

3 Banana Monkey

An update on the expression as happy as a dog with 2 dicks, popularised from the youtube video of a monkey that upon receipt of a 3rd banana runs round its cage then masturbates furiously

He's as happy as a 3 banana monkey

by Bog Pete March 11, 2013

Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

Dropped my monkey

A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.

“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”

by Biggg G August 12, 2020