Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

dwelling butt monkey

The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.

I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants

by Boom_shaka_laka_faka November 4, 2015

tonight the monkey dies

whatever bad things happening in your life these times, will be over soon.

tonight you’ll be mine, tonight the monkey dies.

by quikuana November 7, 2017

Dropped my monkey

A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.

“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”

by Biggg G August 12, 2020

Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings

Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021

Monkey your drum

To commit the act of anal penetration with a penis.

I'm going to monkey your drum

by IllegalBeagle December 18, 2017

temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG

I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018