Dropped my monkey

A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.

“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”

by Biggg G August 12, 2020

Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

tonight the monkey dies

whatever bad things happening in your life these times, will be over soon.

tonight you’ll be mine, tonight the monkey dies.

by quikuana November 7, 2017

holy monkey fuck

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.

Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin

by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016

pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

Monkey in Charge of the Bananas

Being the one to deligate or the boss

I'm the monkey in charge of the Bananas

by Wineguy69 January 15, 2023

monkey bastard in a cage

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner

Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage

by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023