your mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in

your mom by snitcher.y January 21, 2022

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Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.

Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.

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Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

Ur mom by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022

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The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback

Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;

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It's XBOX 360's kid most loved sentence. He does it all.

"I did your mom last night"

Ur mom by Vystriah January 23, 2022

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your birthgiver / legal female guardian / any mother figure in your life. if you don’t have one then L 😹😹😹😹

“sarah what do you want for dinner tonight honey?”
“ur mom”

ur mom by nyaminyami January 24, 2022

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Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom

your mom by yamooni January 24, 2022

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