God

God is the most divine being in the universe, we are all his children and we must love him, for he loves us. Please, spread the word, it’s not too late yet.

Friend 1: Hey, do you believe in God?

Friend 2: Yes.
Friend 1: Good, we must spread the news.

by UrbanDictatorOrSMTH April 28, 2021

God

Chuck Shurley

"You are not a God, Chuck" - Dean Winchester to Chuck Shurley, obviously wrong
ALSO
"Oh my Chuck"
"I swear on Chuck"

by DefinitelyNotAGod June 12, 2020

Gleeb God

W human being who be chiefin they pen everywhere

He went through 2 carts in a week, I think he's a Gleeb God

by Derin Marino February 10, 2022

god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

Drip God

Jiyan Pillai

YOOOOO DRIP GOD JIYAN!!!!!

by CHEEZEMANWILFRED November 28, 2021

God

A guy who created our world

Jared Leto is also a God.

by Boy with beard (cool kid) August 2, 2019

God

The most high blesses his people who do not neglect the 10 commandments.

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17

by PJ2019 June 22, 2023