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National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022
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National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022
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National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
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Date your best friend day

Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May
You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day
by Rattsjbs May 26, 2022
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National Annoying White Friend Day

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid
by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022
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Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
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He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
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