A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day
Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough
Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough
Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet
by Broham May 30, 2019

an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.
When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"
when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.
when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.
on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
people fist pumped at me.
When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"
when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.
when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.
on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
by zlopping queen February 16, 2010

You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks
by Joby-one July 18, 2019

by Gatorball09 May 21, 2018

by joseSLondon June 22, 2016

an underclassmen who thinks their cool but really they are annoying an loud and sleep with every guy they put their hands on. If you offer them a bag of chips they will suck your dick or get you in bed. they swallow... ALOT!
Sarah calkins, Sydney simmon, Mikayla orner, Rachel cox, baby slut.
Jack: Hey man, did you see that girl sarah today?
Bill: Yeah bro, shes the leader of the baby sluts!
Jack: Baby sluts!!! man, those girls are sluts!
Jack: Hey man, did you see that girl sarah today?
Bill: Yeah bro, shes the leader of the baby sluts!
Jack: Baby sluts!!! man, those girls are sluts!
by jill15 October 4, 2011

What occurs when two objects move very fast in the same direction at the same speed very close together.
Generally refers to motor vehicles, but can be used to describe similar action by any other object as long as it's moving fast enough.
"Baby Action" itself refers to the fact that if two vehicles were to Baby Action in an action movie, the small children inside (who the drivers/passengers are fighting over) could get out and up onto the roofs of the vehicles and fight kung-fu style.
The maximum distance between vehicles for Baby Action to occur is about 6 feet, and the minimum speed is 50 miles per hour. However, if the vehicles inoilved cannot reach the minimum speed for Baby Action, the maximum possible speed for that particular vehicle is declared to be the maximum.
Generally refers to motor vehicles, but can be used to describe similar action by any other object as long as it's moving fast enough.
"Baby Action" itself refers to the fact that if two vehicles were to Baby Action in an action movie, the small children inside (who the drivers/passengers are fighting over) could get out and up onto the roofs of the vehicles and fight kung-fu style.
The maximum distance between vehicles for Baby Action to occur is about 6 feet, and the minimum speed is 50 miles per hour. However, if the vehicles inoilved cannot reach the minimum speed for Baby Action, the maximum possible speed for that particular vehicle is declared to be the maximum.
by Erca 'Kuzudee July 5, 2005
