Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
Get the Lifemug. When someone does one thing all day and nothing else for example, if they only play video games all day 24/7 and don’t go outside at all.
Someone: playing video games*
Me: You have no life man, all you do is play games all day let’s go outside and enjoy life.
Me: You have no life man, all you do is play games all day let’s go outside and enjoy life.
by Jackisnotblack October 19, 2020
Get the No lifemug. by $t3v3() December 30, 2010
Get the Lifemug. A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.
by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020
Get the Bag for lifemug. This definition is predicated upon by the term Life of Riley. The Life of Kibbie is a more evolved state of the Life of Riley. The evolution is: an individual who lives the life that everyone around them wants to; but for one reason or another the jealous party cannot live this life, usually a job or "real world" responsibilities are holding them back. This is a balance that one has to achieve over time, usually after their 40th birthday. This is a keystone in the compliment world.
Deaner: Yo Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: I am going go see Terry, he is back in town from his travels around the world.
Deaner: Did you hear Terry just got a new motorcycle in August and traveled to Chili to ski and surf?
Bob: Man oh man, does that guy live the Life of Kibbie or what?
Deaner: Yes Bob he certainly does.
Bob: I am going go see Terry, he is back in town from his travels around the world.
Deaner: Did you hear Terry just got a new motorcycle in August and traveled to Chili to ski and surf?
Bob: Man oh man, does that guy live the Life of Kibbie or what?
Deaner: Yes Bob he certainly does.
by knulle faen October 20, 2010
Get the Life of Kibbiemug. by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021
Get the LOOK AT MY LIFEmug. Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.
Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
Get the Cooper’s life improvement planmug.