On June 4 of every year it comes time for National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Girlfriends and boyfriends all across the world have to succumb to the pressure and dirty requests from their boyfriends. Wether they want you to buy them food or treat them to other things.. unfortunately you have no say.
Hey girlfriend! It's National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Come over here and let me clap your cheeks then buy me food.
by blondebitch69 April 27, 2020
Get the National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Daymug. by cinnamonxsticks November 15, 2011
Get the what do you have your elbows in?mug. a question that a good boy has been having for a real long time. even though he's good, he has been bad and it's plain to see. so why do good girls fall in love with him?
"hey, freddie?"
"yeah ricardo."
"why do good girls like bad guys?"
"IVE HAD THAT QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME"
"IVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE"
"SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"
"yeah ricardo."
"why do good girls like bad guys?"
"IVE HAD THAT QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME"
"IVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE"
"SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"
by anonymous November 14, 2018
Get the why do good girls like bad guys?mug. Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
by weareblahs December 21, 2020
Get the Do what you want cause a pirate is freemug. by Lucashi69 May 27, 2019
Get the Do YoU HoNeStLy ThInK YoUr FuNnYmug. A (usually) non-serious phrase that can be said by a person in reference to something they just witnessed or were told about that's often, but not always, very difficult or nearly impossible to do in real life.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Ex. 1
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
by Nanou2 July 30, 2011
Get the I can do that but I don't wannamug.