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Carve my chicken 

The action of roughly giving a handjob.
"That b**ch really knew how to carve my chicken last night during Netflix and chill."
A female's version of tear it up can also be used by males to describe the action to his boys in the locker room.
Carve my chicken by Luckyfarms April 7, 2016

Moisturize the chicken 

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.
"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

three legged chicken dance 

First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!

Flubbery Ham Chicken

When first watching the movie Flubber you get oddly turned on to go find the babe to get down and dirty. When you're going down you start going in raw but when finishing up you pull out and that sucka is as hot as ham.
"When Daisy and I watched Flubber we participated in Flubbery Ham Chicken."

like a freerange chicken 

Behaving confidently and randomly, often in the wrong direction.
My mother drives like a freerange chicken.
Donald Trump tweets like a freerange chicken.

Romancing the chicken 

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.
Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?