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temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG
I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices
by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018
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Jangles the moon monkey

Me
by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019
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Ranger shot monkey

Morning breakfast consisting of Coffee and Banana's.
that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.
by Life's Offramp July 31, 2019
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Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)
Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.
by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019
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Monkey your drum

To commit the act of anal penetration with a penis.
by IllegalBeagle December 18, 2017
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crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack
aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.
by carson_r21 December 22, 2017
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tonight the monkey dies

whatever bad things happening in your life these times, will be over soon.
tonight you’ll be mine, tonight the monkey dies.
by quikuana November 7, 2017
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