rocking boy

a man who sits in a rocking chair that gives advice and knowledge which can provide insight to problems.
“Hey Matt! How do you stop people running away from you?”

“The answer is simple. Be more friendly, and less aggressive.”

WHATEVER MAN! I guess I can tone it down. They call you a rocking boy for a reason I guess.”
by starry eyes forever August 06, 2024
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big rock

Is a rock located in beaver island Michigan owned by joshua pitchford.
is the largest glacial erratic known on Beaver Island, and much of it may be below the surface. The igneous rock was carried from the Canadian Shield.
the big rock is located in beaver island Michigan.
by colin dorson September 24, 2020
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Big rocks

Something that is cool and amazing
"Yo, your car is just big rocks man!"
by TEREVICHTIMEKADKE March 22, 2024
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rock pain scissors

A variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors in which the winner/s of each round inflict pain on the loser/s. Here are the rules.

If you play Rock and your opponent/s plays Scissors, you ask them to form a fist, and then proceed to slam your knuckles onto theirs. For maximum pain try to aim for your knuckles to hit their arteries instead.

If you play Paper and your opponent/s plays Rock, you ask them to roll up their shorts/pants and deliver a tight slap on their thigh or calf. If there's a red mark left you know you've done it right.

If you play Scissors and your opponent/s play Paper, you ask them to extend their forearm and proceed to pinch them. If your nails are long enough for a classic, you can form your index and middle fingers into a hook shape and wedge your opponent/s' skin in the gap between the two fingers. Hold on and turn your hand for 3 seconds or until you can see the pain in their eyes.

Before every round, there is an option to pussy out and leave the game. If you do this, you are considered a pussy for life.

Also if you see someone cheat by changing their hand when they throw, everyone gets to do all 3 pain methods on them.
Yo John wanna play rock pain scissors?
John: Nah dude, my hand still hurts from yesterday.
by the sage of six paths March 01, 2018
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Fuck Rock

phallic shaped crystal one uses to pleasure oneself
That fuck rock made me cum so hard
by TrailRN April 05, 2022
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worst rock band

crush 40

crush 40 is the worst example of a "rock band"
their music is shit
jimmy: what the fuck are you listening to?
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence
by notmemes May 14, 2019
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Rock Scientist

Pretty much a geologist, just a lot shittier and less educated then a normal one.
Holy shit, did you hear that Rick’s backup plan is to become a rock scientist?!
by Guacas Muy Grandes June 07, 2020
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