Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”

by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”

by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

Soho Nose Job

Not to be confused with with the procedure carried out by plastic surgeons in nearby Harley Street.

“It had been a fair while since I’d emptied the tanks. Whilst enjoying a good noshing, I knew that she may choke on the sheer volume of my man lava.

When squirty time was imminent, I quickly withdrew my planet destroyer and gave her a right Soho Nose Job”

by AssMaster Funk February 3, 2026

Stump Job

When an amputee uses the end of their amputated leg or arm to preform anal sex.

I got the best stump job with that hot amputee from the bar last night.

by Taytayl February 5, 2026

New operational job

Definition:
When a person or situation causes you stress, annoyance, or emotional problems you didn’t ask for—like life just assigned you extra responsibility out of nowhere.

Used when:
Someone breaks up, makes fun of you, or does something annoying.

Examples:
“This person new operational job 😭🙏”
“Yo gf new operational job 🫩✌️”
“This bro a whole new operational job”

Yo gf new operational job fr 😭
bro operational job 🫩✌️

by NotLythymmYT February 7, 2026