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Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
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Life

A long ass waiting room until you have your appointment with God
by Da godfather December 12, 2018
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Life

Just think and read...
Imagine if the light of the end of the tunnel is the new light at the hospital you are reborn in and you are crying because you miss your old life and have lost everything you worked for. As you grow up you start to forget your past life and focus on your future and when you randomly recognise someone its because you were friends with them in the past and all of this causes de javu (idk how to spell it lol)
I mean life is complicated dont ya think!🤣
by Justlucy0102 November 4, 2019
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social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.
Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.
by dboys194 May 4, 2016
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My Life Me

A Pretty Bad Show About Some Bastards And Bitches Doing Weird Stuff, It Has Mostly An Ironic Fanbase
Birch Small Is From My Life Me! :)
by FenderIsCool2008 April 27, 2023
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The Pig life

The Pig Life: Success in our youth: Jesus, friends, family, peace, joy, love, inner beauty, opposite thinking, meaningful relationships, career, wealth, fame, fashion, exotic cars, real estate, beaches, travel, fine dinning, etc. Pig out on life!
by Princess Hakuna August 14, 2021
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