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God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.
"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."
by laser_jock January 27, 2024
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God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"
"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."
by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024
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God

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3
by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023
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God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it
by xvottic April 6, 2023
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Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
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god doug it

Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!
Nice meth pipe god doug it and I dig it too!
by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022
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