secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 April 17, 2016
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hunk rock

A contraction of "humorous punk rock," a musical genre comprising punk rock works intended as parodies of the actual punk oeuvre, which originated with Paloma Music's 1978 release of the vinyl 45 recording "Picked Off the Litter" by John Vomit and the Leather Scabs, a band formed by members of the Stanford Chaparral campus humor magazine, featuring the songs "Punk Rock Star" and "I Suck."
Unbelievable, I just scored a mint-condition copy of the original Hunk Rock record, "Picked Off the Litter," on eBay for only a thousand bucks!
by FitofPeak2 January 06, 2024
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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rock

a: i got a rock rn
b: what were you lookin' at
a: joe
b: joe? i don't think there's anyone named joe h-
a: joe mama

a was never seen again after that very moment
by big fat diarrhea boi November 29, 2022
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rock

A person so stupid, you need to compare them to a stone.
"whoa bat and bat are the same word but different."
"Dude your a f*****g rock."
by MisslePotato May 09, 2016
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Rock

A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit. Also likes to spy on other people having sex with his women.

(Short version of cuckold)
Rock watched his lady get fucked by nick. What a Cuck!
by wb2ruigb92gb2rgb92ebe9b November 09, 2017
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rock

Verb. Awesome (You rock, he rocks, we rock)
Noun. Naturally ocurring aggregate of one or more minerals/Music genre/Jewellery/Slang term for Crack Cocaine.
Person. Ring name of Dwyane Johnson, professional wrestler and actor/Stage name of Jamal Bush, American rapper.
"Dude, this guy rocks"
"Hey! That rock looks interesting/I just went to a rock concert yesterday/I bought my girlfriend a rock for his necklace/Last sunday i saw some guys smoking some rock"
"Dude, the rock just kicked so much ass on Wrestlemania/Have you heard the new album Rock just did?"
by YoloSwagJesus420 September 07, 2013
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