Going shopping with my nuts

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.

The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.

by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018

My left nut is bustin

When your left nut hurts

I was playingthe station and my left nut is bustin

by Joeyatemycheeks November 3, 2020

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.

wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

by Mr cleans uncle October 3, 2020

cow nut with a blue sauce

a cow nut with a blue sauce.

where can i find a tortilla hack with a pinhole and a bald spot or how about a cow nut with a blue sauce

by gimpyredneck August 13, 2012

Black sapote nut clan

The black sapote nut clan is a very rare clan found in the black sapoten region this clan has a special ability to produce toxic fumes from their nostrils

The is word can be used in a sentence e.g. the black sapote nut clan is a very dangerous clan

by Monke5266342 May 23, 2023

Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem

Whever someone says this glorious phrase. Worship them, as if they are your Deity. They will bless you with lashings of the Belt and whoopings of the Shoes. This mythical moment has only been recorded twice in history.

Yo, Jeremy. Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem.
I f***ing hate you.
*Proceeds to whoop and lash him*w

by MisINF February 24, 2023

my nuts in your ass

The only acceptable sexual practice.

person 1: my nuts in your ass
person 2: let's make it happen!

by YeetSwede March 10, 2023