Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.
Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018

by santa is not real April 22, 2018

"You are not a God, Chuck" - Dean Winchester to Chuck Shurley, obviously wrong
ALSO
"Oh my Chuck"
"I swear on Chuck"
ALSO
"Oh my Chuck"
"I swear on Chuck"
by DefinitelyNotAGod June 12, 2020

boy 1: how can i become a chicken god
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid
by chicken pussy May 9, 2018

God is the most divine being in the universe, we are all his children and we must love him, for he loves us. Please, spread the word, it’s not too late yet.
by UrbanDictatorOrSMTH April 28, 2021
