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Poop Jockey

A man the anal sex position where the dick is up the asshole in a dick-riding fashion. The dick-riding partner is on the top of the other who's belly is facing up while the dick is up the ass. The "poop" in "poop jockey" comes from the shit that is on the dick from the anal penetration.
"Damn you're riding that man like a poop jockey"
by HidalgoGuatalupe February 27, 2021
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When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.
"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"
by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024
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Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.
“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”
by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020
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poop bowl

man: poop is running down my leg
cooler man: don't worry i got the poop bowl
by Pokshimin October 15, 2020
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sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013
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Poop sock

A sock filled with poop from a sewer underneath west seventh street in st Paul
Man, last night Betty was acting up so I slapped her with a poop sock
by fckingcheez January 29, 2021
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Poop deck

If someone is angry at a stupid action,thing or someone
"Quavo has entered the chat"Cardi b said.
Reply:arrgh poop deck
by Meme sca March 2, 2021
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